January 2010
54 posts
“You Without Me is Like;
A Shoe Without Laces,
A Geek Without Braces,...”
“So we made the hard decision
And we each made an incision
Past our muscles and...”
– Regina Spektor (via tjm1108)
Texts from last night
Some of them this week are so great i think they need to be shared here as well. after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles I feel like every car around me knows I’m driving in my snuggie my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check...
“Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone...”
– texts from last night
Love this
Four years ago, when I was 18, I noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so I was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and I was startled and fell over. Embarrassed, I waited for a bit and then stood up. As I stood up, I saw her slowly …shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do...
